Contributed by David Roquemore Reese, November, 2002
My family coat of arms ties at the back … is that normal.
My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated.
My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!
Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!
My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets.
How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?!
I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap …
I’m not stuck, I’m ancestrally challenged.
I’m searching for myself; Have you seen me?
If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help …
Isn’t genealogy fun? The answer to one problem leads to two more!
It’s 2000 … Do you know where your G-G-Grandparents are?
A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.
A family tree can wither if nobody tends it’s roots.
A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away.
After 30 days unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.
Am I the only person up my tree … sure seems like it.
Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts, and a few bad apples.
Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?
FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.
Gene-Allergy: It’s a contagious disease but I love it.
Genealogists are time unravelers.
Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide … I seek!
Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.
“Crazy” is a relative term in my family.
A pack rat is hard to live with but makes a fine ancestor.
I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand.
I Should have asked them BEFORE they died!
I think my ancestors had several “Bad heir” days.
I’m always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower.
Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress.
Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality.
Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!
It’s an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening or a thief.
Many a family tree needs pruning.
Shh! Be very, very quiet … I’m hunting forebears.
Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!
That’s strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN!
I’m not sick, I’ve just got fading genes.
Genealogists live in the past lane.
Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots!
Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree
Alright! Everybody out of the gene pool!
Always willing to share my ignorance …
Documentation …The hardest part of genealogy.
Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!
Genealogy … will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?
That’s the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards
I researched my family tree … and apparently I don’t exist!